PHYLLIS: "Daddy, please come back from Hawaii! I've heard the "birds of paradise" are tasty. Why don't you love me no more?"
RICH: "Dearest darling Phyllis, WE'RE BACK! :) We're glad to see you missed us and that you were so bored without us. Matt tells me that after spending the day with you three yesterday that you gals have picked up some bad habbits while we were gone. Apparently Uncle Kenny didn't mind you climbing curtains or up on the counter tops... be careful! Daddy Matt and his squirt bottle will help remind you of your very lady-like behavior (since he now has to replace the curtain rod in the living room)! What sort of jungle adventure were you three on while we were gone???"
Waiting...