Phyllis had been jealous for a few days now at how the little Aliens loved to wrestle. Phyllis has been a wrestler at heart since birth, but little to no practice... until now! These gals should be giving the Ultimate Fighting Championship a run for their money.
"In this corner in the calico VERY long hair, weighing in at 7 pounds 3 ounces, is Phyllis 'Poopy Tail'. Today's challenger, in the other corner in the Siamese short hair, weighing in at a mere 2 pounds 12 ounces, is Renatta "The Bandit" Pettibone!!!!"
"Now, Battle Royale, UFC light-weight MAIN EVENT! The Bandit vs. The Dingo!!!"Just to clarify, all kitties are supervised during their play fights (which never include claws) and they get broken up immediately if anyone so much as squeaks. The Aliens tend to be harder on each other than Phyllis is on them.
